...people think your DH must sew, because he is always walking around with bits of thread stuck to his clothes.
...instead of the kitchen, you have to look in the sewing room for freezer paper.
...you have little red marks all over the back of your wrist because you misplaced your wrist pin cushion and have been stabbing yourself with pins.
...you shop at second hand stores for your own clothes, but think nothing of spending whopping sums on fabric!
...as you are dragged away in handcuffs for stabbing your DH with a seam ripper you say, "But he used my GOOD scissors!".